Yes I love to laugh
Post a joke here, you can post every day but 1 per day per person.
The joke of the week (judged by Milee and Possum every Monday) wins 150 credits.
So go on ... make us laugh
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Age: 56 Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 1937 Location: Netherlands
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:48 am
( I know I am not in your dyn, and i dont need credits looool, this is Just For Fun)
This one makes me smile , every time i hear it......
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Joined: 15 Aug 2011 Posts: 9 Location: United States
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:08 pm
You are riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. You get your drunk a** off the carousel!!!
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Age: 74 Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 67 Location: Montana USA
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:35 pm
This is a footnote for the contest.
It will run Sunday to Sunday with judging being done by myself and the possum on Mondays. the judging will begin next Monday because we started in the middle of a week. Good luck everyone .
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 241 Location: North Carolina, USA
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:29 pm
Yay! Great start--thanks all for sharing.
oops, forgot to add a joke of my own--DOES NOT COUNT IN CONTEST!
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money.The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.” “Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?” “How about shopping?” she asked. “No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.” “Will you spend it on your hair?” the lady asked. Annoyed the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter. “In that case” the lady said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”
“Why?” The beggar asked. “Well,”the lady said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:06 am new week new joke
Father and son walk for the first time together on the hunt.
the Father says: "Stay here and be quiet I'm going to other side of the field. "
A few minutes later the father heard a scream, that blood bring to a halt and he runs back to his son.
"What happened?" asks the father. "I told you, to be really silent. "
The son replies, "Well listen, I have no beeps made as the snake slid over my feet. I was quite quiet when the bear was close behind me and has typed on my Shoulder. I have not moved a muscle as the Skunk climbed over my back. I stopped breathing and closed my eyes as the wasp stung me.
I did not cough when I swallowed the gnat and I cursed myself as not even scratched the nettle itched.
But when the two squirrels in my pants leg climbing up and one said to another,
"Should we eat here or take home? "
I'm sorry, but I simply lost my temper! "
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