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Topic: Laughter is the best medicine |
mourlimousin
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:21 pm Subject: Laughter is the best medicine |
hello on this new week a new short story, if you pleased
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A woman comes into the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter ...
- What are you doing?
He replies:
- I chase the flies ...
- Have you killed some?
- Yes, 3 males, 2 females
Intrigued, she asked:
- How do you differentiate between females and males?
He replies:
- 3 were on the can of beer, two on the phone
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see you
mourlimousin
[ Added: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:32 am ]
i try an another one from Vancouver, a bit longer but cute i think
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A mother and a baby camel camel discuss things of life:
- Mom, why is it that I have these huge feet with three toes?
The mother camel answered:
- Well, is not to sink, when crossing the vast desert.
- Oh ... Okay, says the son.
A few minutes later the son asks again:
- Mom, why is it that I have such long eyebrows?
- These are the eyebrows to prevent sand moving under the eyelids, during sandstorms.
- Ah agree mom answers the son.
A little later, the little camel asks again :
- Hey Mom, why do we have this big lump on the back?
The mother camel, bored by all these questions answered:
- The bump we used to store water for our long runs in the desert. is thanks to her we can go without drinking for several tens of days!
- i agree Mom: I understand, we have very wide feet so as not to sink into the sand, long eyebrows for not having eyes irritated by the sand, and a hump in order to store the water during long races in the desert ... But, Mom, tell me one thing ...
- Yes, my son?
- What are we doing here, in the Vancouver Zoo?
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see you
Mourlimousin
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Topic: Laughter is the best medicine |
mourlimousin
Replies: 136
Views: 166693
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:14 pm Subject: Laughter is the best medicine |
a new short story
hope it will be pleased fo you\
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a mother and daughter talk themselves,
- Look, the mother says to her daughter,
If you are wise, you'll go to heaven,
and if you do not behave well, you'll go to hell.
- And what should I do to go to the circus?
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mourlimousin
[ Added: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:55 pm ]
a new one if you pleased
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- Mom, Mom, the cabinet has fallen!
- My God, you must tell your father!
- He already knows, it is below.
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see you
mourlimousin
[ Added: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:55 pm ]
a third one for your smiles
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Two Martians are stopped at a red light.
The light turns green. One of them exclaims:
"You saw, he gave me a wink !"
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for your pleasure and your WE
see you
Mourlimousin |
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