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November 24

Q: Why are baseball players so rich?
A: Because they play on diamonds! :roll:

Teacher : Today we will read Shakespeare’s Hamlet.
Class : But sir, our class has already finished reading Hamlet.
Teacher : Oh!? Is this room 2B or not 2B? :cool:

A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC!"
When asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!" :shock:

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said. :roll:

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. :shock:

When mother reads the book called "the story of beautiful love", the younger sister of the primary schoolchild "shows" it and.
Mother "is still early for you"
A younger sister "is already late for mom" :razz:

a man was driving his car and went through a red light.
A police-man saw him and blew his whistle. The car stopped.
The policeman walked over to the driver and said,"Didn't you see that red light?"
And the driver said, "Yes, I saw it." So the policeman said, "Well, why didn't you stop?"
And the driver said,"Because I didn't see you." :roll:

The plane preparing to take off, but began to run down the runway, immediately froze up.
Finally start moving after an hour, take off safely.
Passenger "What had stopped an hour why?"
flight attendant "the captain said is from abnormalities of the engine can not ignore."
Passengers "Oh. Have you already solved?"
flight attendant "Yes. so we replaced the captain." :cry: