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I was in the Dyn Ghost Busters before I joined the Mob.
Where you now see The Mob doing it good, was ..Go Busters.. and I didn't remember how to take it off. I remembered! :wink:

You put up some very funny jokes lazosz, thank you very much!! :mrgreen:

[ Added: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:55 am ]
How do I get the GO BUSTERS off of here? :oops:

Milee, you have the best jokes I read so far! :mrgreen:

Thanks for picking me as the winner last week.

Another attempt. :mrgreen:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the market, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock by, " Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, " No madam, they're dead." :shock:

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!'"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it in her handbag.
The other woman, shocked, screamed, " Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, " Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth much more than a stockbroker!!"

REMOVED
Sorry guys the admins are giving me warnings for these type of jokes ... KEEP THEM CLEAN PLEASE

Jeanne

[ Added: Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:56 pm ]
How old are these supposed CHILDREN :?:

And how many of them are there :?:

My joke wasn't a lewd nasty joke.
No 900 for me! :cry:

[ Added: Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:58 pm ]
AND IT WAS FUNNY, TOO BAD YOU MISSED IT!!!!!!!!

There are kids down to 11 yrs old here, just keep the jokes above the belt and all can have fun :wink:

Jeanne

You are riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. You get your drunk a** off the carousel!!!