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Topic: Laughter is the best medicine |
DisturbedAngel
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:58 pm Subject: Laughter is the best medicine |
I've got another one for you.
A woman drops off her car at a repair shop.
When she comes back to collect it the repairman says;
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." |
Topic: Laughter is the best medicine |
DisturbedAngel
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:30 am Subject: Laughter is the best medicine |
Wow, I won? Awesome! Thanks guys.
I don't have any really big ones, but I do have a few smaller ones.
We can't make the stupid people go away-who would we have to laugh at when they fall down?
Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
I would love to have a battle of wits with you...but you appear to be unarmed.
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... anther playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message.
I told my physiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Don't knock on Death's door. Instead, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Duct Tape is Like the Force...It has A light side or dark side and it holds the universe together.
That's all I've got for now. I hope you get a lol from some of them. |
Topic: Laughter is the best medicine |
DisturbedAngel
Replies: 136
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:00 am Subject: Laughter is the best medicine |
I'm not sure if this is going to count as a joke, but it should get some lols.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off. |
Topic: Mob Birthdays! |
DisturbedAngel
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Forum: The Mob Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:21 am Subject: Mob Birthdays! |
Mine is June 20th |
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